I am way too easily amused!

mikemears:

mikesmoviemanifesto:

So my friend Kate McKinnon is the newest cast member on SNL! Her debut episode was last night, hosted by Sofia Vergara! She’s is so talented! If you don’t watch SNL, you should start, because it’s only going to get better!

Check it out! (My other blog) Go Kate!

mikemears:

Only two stars?! I would have thought Lady Gaga would be worth three for sure!

mikemears:

Only two stars?! I would have thought Lady Gaga would be worth three for sure!

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funnyordie:

8 Honest Facebook Error Messages
Facebook sometimes denies you access or alerts you that you’ve done something wrong. These offenses would make much more sense.

funnyordie:

8 Honest Facebook Error Messages

Facebook sometimes denies you access or alerts you that you’ve done something wrong. These offenses would make much more sense.

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pocketized (adjective) : under the direction or control of an authority figure (such as a politician or corporate executive)

You are pocketized if you are in the pocket of someone.

(Source: nws.merriam-webster.com)

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ridiculosity (noun) : a state of riduculousness

The far-fetched stories of the old man were pure riduculosity.

(Source: nws.merriam-webster.com)

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anglo-phonetic (adjective) : (of a word in a foreign language) spelled so as to be pronounced in English

(Source: nws.merriam-webster.com)

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troposkien (noun) : the mathematical shape that a skip rope takes

(Source: nws.merriam-webster.com)

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prepone

(verb) : to move closer in time : the opposite of postpone

The meeting was preponed by a day.

(Source: nws.merriam-webster.com)

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.

Henry Ward Beecher  #Quoteoftheday

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defurbilize : to remove animal fur (as from furniture or clothing)

I need to defurbilize my shirt.

(Source: nws.merriam-webster.com)

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compatamize (verb) : to make compatable

(Source: nws.merriam-webster.com)

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chillable (adjective) : being a person, place, or thing inclined to give relaxation or comfort

(Source: nws.merriam-webster.com)

Merry Christmas!

(via vampception)

Merry Christmas